Nevertheless I cleaned up more poop today than I hope to ever have to clean up ever again. And it was not just one child!
I also cleaned several puddles of pee and other substances (and no one is currently potty training!)
Not too mention a completely dumped out box of crackers onto a newly mopped and swept floor.
I also had to superglue a child's fingernail back on. And explain why she was not going to die if she was missing a fingernail, it would eventually grow back ifthe superglue didn't work.
Rescued a toddler from killing himself 963 times
Endured 364 trantrums from a three year old who self diagnosed herself with non-functioning limbs and refused to walk or lift anything for a good portion of the day.
The same three year old also shoved a wad of tissue completely up inside her nose so high I couldn't see it so I didn't completely believe it was in there, and even though I told her to try blowing it out she wouldn't try but just kept screaming and wailing like it was the end of the world. Of course if Daddy comes home and suggests blowing it, she calms down right away and does it!
Stopped a toddler from eating used toilet paper out of the toilet not once but twice, and yes, there was poop involved.
Battled with a 7 year old who refuses to take baths more than once or twice a year.
Add in all the little bickering fights between kids and complaining, whining and normal messes and a crazy amount of laundry and you have my day. ONE DAY. All this in one day. I am very tired.
I am drowning in children and have forgotten how to float...
1 comment:
I feel like I could have written this word for word...... Love you and right there with you!
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